Listen up, tiny humans! Your mom isn't screaming, she's just expressing herself. Being a mother is tough and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to her limit. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't fret. Just listen closely and try to behave yourself.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's read more be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Don't Mess with Mama
You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, their little babies are loved, and she won't think twice to defend them. If you bother her family, prepare for a scary showdown. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better get out of sight while you still can.
- Chill Out.
- Back off.
- Hush up.
Raising Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't similar to teaching your typical house pet. There are no specialists who have mastered the intricacies of their peculiar biology, and forget about finding a instruction sheet that outlines everything from controlling flames to social etiquette. You're on your own, trainer, and the only lesson plan is trial and error.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely trivial.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Cherish My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously awesome, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of vino. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are precious, and they completely drain your sanity. After a long day of playing, a glass of sparkling can be just the thing you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Raising kids
- Happy hour